Sunday, June 25, 2006

i feel that korea this period of time super unlucky, first they lost to the swiss in world cup, nxt this morning i was watching the reply hockey match between korea and parkistan and korean lost again. the best thing was they hit the post during their penalty stroke, hit the crossbar during their penalty corner (altho they scored after the rebound)....very unlucky la! hahaha omg why the drag flicker of their team must be so precise, everything must be at the corner one...see lar too accurate alrdy then hit the bar Zz.... nvm pakistan also hit the crossbar during their drag flick...the match was damn hilarious =P seeing national players play make me very jealous lar, their shots are really gay and too fast even for the camera to follow... their dribbling looks basic but can get past like 3 defenders at one time, i hate it man...i wanna learn! =D tml is our doomsday, lol gonna fail like mad... hopefully i wont get scolded or anything =X well well well...i got nth much to say today...cause i also haf alot to study...feel so guilty abt playin the whole month...hopefully lady luck will smile on my side this time =) oh ya before i go here are sumthing to make u guys relax b4 the exams, try to luff at it lar, give me some face! =P


KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST


TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!


TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!


TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."


TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.


who, what, when, where and how...the many questions in my mind

the story ends like this;